It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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