is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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