Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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