i may or may not be watching the land before time
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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