I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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