now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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