Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
