Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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