She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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