Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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