did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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