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I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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