I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
