Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.

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(678): View more from Georgia

quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts

(678): View more from Georgia

too late i think im gettin a gcui

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(678): View more from Georgia

better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole

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(513): View more from Ohio

why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.

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(205): View more from Alabama

How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy

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(515): View more from Iowa

thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good

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