Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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