anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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