Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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