awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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