I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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