we're blogging at a bar
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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