Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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