...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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