I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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