It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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