Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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