I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Randomize
