he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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