So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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