Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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