Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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