My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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