But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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