Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
