I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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