Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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