That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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