The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
third nipple confirmed
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Randomize
