its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Will exercising make me less horny?
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