We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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