party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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