I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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