Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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