That's intense
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
