Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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