My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
