I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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