Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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