Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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