just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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