the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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